Tigers Birdies

Irish online betting portal Paddy Power Bookmakers has made a cheeky sponsorship approach to troubled golf legend Tiger Woods.

The company announced the proposed deal on it’s facebook page. Paddy Power is offering Tiger Woods $1 million if he becomes the face of a new betting product called ‘Tigers Birdies’.

The companies facebook entry reads “Paddy Power: I’ve just offered Tiger $1m to promote our new betting product “Tigers Birdies”. The new bet, which is exclusive to our customers, offers a return of 500/1 if you correctly predict the number of birdies holed by Tiger each day over the four days of a tournament. Wonder if he’ll accept…fingers crossed! Get in the hole Tiger! ”

I think you could be waiting a long time to hear anything back from Tiger’s management team Paddy. Poor old Tiger is fast becoming the butt of every internet joke, so to make it worse I’ve compiled a list of the best ones!

• What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
• What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
• Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
• When the cops asked Tigers wife how many times she hit him, she said “I can’t remember…..put me down for a five.”
• I heard it took tiger woods six strokes to get out of a bush.
• Tiger’s never been able to control his wood.